Faulty digital scale

I'd like to announce that every fish I've weighed the past few years is .6 oz heavier. That about what my digital scale was off when I used it to weigh my sons pinewood derby car. Needless to say, his car was a bit overweight. . Of course, if you readjust to compensate for exaggeration....

I also would like to announce that every fish I caught was smaller than I said it was and not caught where I said it was. Because I'm a fisherman...............I mean a liar................er,uh a fisherman.........or a liar...................ah hell,what's the difference?

Danny is 6 and scrupulously honest about everything - except fishing. He's already 'embellishing" his reports to Mom. Don't know where it comes from.

Well at least I can say I never lie about my fishing ..........It all happened just the way I imagined it did