What kind of fish can we expect to catch in freekin Feb???
There are no fish in Feb you dumb azz, this is just a practice run for the spring.
And what do they bite on in the winter???
Ice cubes
Can we take home the fish caught???
See response #1
Why does the boat leave at 3 a.m.???
Just to see if you are stupid enough to show up at the dock in the middle of the night!
Will it return promptly at 3 p.m.(have a meeting that night)???
The drag queen party will still be going on when you arrive
Will it be cold while fishing???
If your nuts are numb...probably yes
Do you have extra stuff I could use???
extra stuff?? You wanna know if I have extra stuff?? I have an extra bat I am gonna crack ya with!
If I have $50 towards trip can I give you other $50 later???
Do you negotiate with your hookers this way?...NO!!!
Can I drink brandy on this boat???
If there is even a hint that Mr Boston has sailed on the vessel
The captain has been ordered to eliminate the problem.
Do they serve breakfast???
Yes, at the crack of Dawn
Do they have a bathroom on the boat???
No you need to wear diapers...Geeeezusss!!!
Can you give me a ride if I go???
To the moon Alice!
Is this a fun thing to do???
Absolutey...you don't want to miss it